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Favorite moviesAkira, Redline, Harry Potter, The Sky Crawers, The Iron Sky, Airplane, Airplane 2, Blues Brothers, 2001: A Space OdyessyFavorite bands / musical artistsAnamanaguchi, Sudanim, Dubmood, Shirobon, Sabrepulse, I Fight DragonsFavorite booksYukikaze series, Area 88 (Manga), Gantz (Manga), Hetalia: Axis Powers (Manga)Favorite gamesCoD, Portal series, FSX, Ace Combat, Sonic, Half Life seriesTools of the TradeCaffine, Glasses, Adobe Flash, Hair Straighteners
Sunrise or sunset? Sunset, because I can never wake up early enough to see the sunrise. Are you mentally ill? Nope. Not unless you count being on the autistic spectrum, which I don't. Are you physically ill? I am not. What is the most expensive thing you have bought? A holiday in Paris. Do you have a job? Yep, I have two. Are you in school? No Are you a dropout? No Are you in college? Yes! Introvert or extrovert? It depends who I'm with. I'm usually a bit of an introvert if I'm with someone I don't know very well, or at work. What do you think when you look at your body? That's a sexy motherfucker. Hair. Hair everywhere. What have others said when they look at your body? Not many people have seen me without any clothes on, and I don't think they've given it any comments. Do you have a particular song that you feel deeply? None at all. Talk about a time in your life where you have felt most alive? I had the most amazing wanks when I first started fingering myself. Probably when I'm laughing with my friends, travelling to places I've never been, and animating. Are you confident wearing a bikini? Dear God no! Can you look people in the eyes while talking? Yes. I heard it's polite. Has anything terrible happened to you? Yes. This one time when I was 13 I was peeing in a urinal at school when someone pulled my trousers down. I turned around to see who it was, but forgot my penis was still out, and that about 10-15 people were at the door waiting to be let into a changing room. They all saw my penis. Has anything wonderful happened to you? I believe so. Favorite part of your personality? I'm quite creative, sometimes. Least favorite part of your personality? I'm obsessive and constantly worry that people hate me and all my achievements are terrible. Favorite part of your body? My heart. It's been working hard to keep me alive for the past 19 years. Least favorite part of your body? I'm not sure. Every part serves its function. Favorite quote? "The only real laughter comes from despair." - Groucho Marx. Do you have friendships with all genders? There's too many genders these days, so no. Do you have a good relationship with your father? It's alright. Do you have a good relationship with your mother? Yeah. Do you have a good relationship with your siblings? It could be worse. My brother is an annoying 8 year old, and my sister is a feminist who complains too much. Have you ever been hurt physically or mentally by a family member? Yes. My mum used to hit me when I was a kid, and my dad seems to be surprisingly good at pointing out my faults. Have you ever had a near death experience? I just read the 'near death experience' Wikipedia article, and I think it's a no from me. Do you know anyone who has taken their own life? Not yet. Have you ever tried to take your own life? I've considered it but never actually tried it. Biggest lie you have told? That I'm straight. Do you follow any conspiracies? When I was 12-13 I fervently believed that 9/11 was done by the American government. But nowadays I don't follow any. Do you believe in a New World Order? No. Whenever someone mentions 'New World Order' I always think of this video:
Do you respect your government and the way your country is run? I don't respect the Tories. Is there currently any strife in your country? I think the country is still pretty divided about offshore windfarms. Have you ever been displaced within your country? No. Are your friendships healthy? I like to think so. Are you currently fighting with a friend? No. I can't fight and type at the same time. Are you jealous of a friend? Why? I'm jelous of the ones that are getting sex. Do you believe in the Illuminati? Yes. It's been confirmed!
Do you think any celebrities are associated with the Illuminati? Probably Gabe Newell. How can people tell you are nervous? I talk quietly and look at the floor with my hands in my pockets. How can people tell you are sad? I’m crying or I seem really distant. Do you ever express your true feelings? Yes. With mixed results. Regrets in your life? Self harm, girlfriends, pissing people off. Achievements in your life? Animations. What did people say about you in school? That I talk to myself, constantly read about planes and asked out a boy. What did you say about people in school? What, every single person? Is there something you have never told anyone? I don't know. Have you committed an illegal act? No... If you had two days to spend one million dollars how would you spend it? I'd buy a few plane tickets, and a crap tonne of things on Amazon. What were your aspirations at age 5, 10, 15, 18? 5: 5: Be a train driver or astronaut. 10: Get laid every night, and be a pilot. 15: Get laid every night, and be an animator. 18: Get laid every night, and be an animator. Describe your first kiss? I was 5 and there was a girl I liked, so I kissed her. Growing up were you in a wealthy, average, or low income household? About average. Are you from a broken marriage? I would have if my parents were ever married. Have you been raised by a solo parent? Sorta. My parents stopped living together when I was very young. Do you know both your parents? Yes What colour eyes, hair and skin do you have? Eyes: Brown. Hair: Brown. Skin: Slightly dark. Have you abused drugs or alcohol? Define 'abused'. What languages can you speak? English mostly. Do you conform to your societies standards? I guess not. Society says I can't watch a cartoon for little girls. I say otherwise. Do you cry often? Not as often as I'd like to. Do you tell people what you think of them? I try to be honest unless I think it's not worth my time. Are you comfortable accepting compliments? Yes. I'm a vain bastard. Are you comfortable giving compliments? Mostly. I think. Is any mental illness hindering your life? Not that I know of. Is any physical illness hindering your life? No. Do you keep up with current events? I try to. What’s the latest news in the world you have heard/read? That ISIS have opened their first theme park. What have you done today? Masturbated, went to KFC for breakfast (posh, I know), recorded some of my next youtube video, did the hoovering, cleaned the bathroom, got some toilet cleaner in my eye and had to call 111, then went to my dad's house and ate quiche. Do you sleep well? Not very well. I go to bed late and take Melatonin tablets. Do you sleep badly? Often because my fear of the dark makes it difficult to fall asleep, and I have to get up early sometimes. Have you ever hurt anyone because you were hurting? Unfortunately. Has anyone ever hurt you because they were hurting? Yes. Have you ever had to end a friendship/relationship? Yes. Sometimes I just feel the need to pull the plug when we've drifted apart. Have you ever stopped someone from hurting themselves? I bloody hope so. Has anyone ever stopped you from hurting yourself? Yes. Do you like your laugh? I think so! Are you preparing for an apocalypse? No. I'll wing it. Do you have any funny family stories? Probably. Are you religious? Not at all. Do you like to watch true crime shows or movies? No. They don't interest me. Are you interested in cults? No. I'm not religious enough. Would you like to raise a family in your country? Please :3 List some things you wanted in your childhood but never got? A Saturn V rocket, a train, a pilot's licence, an interview on the news, a pet fox, and lots of sex. Is there a large age gap between you and a sibling? Yeah. Are you from a blended family? (Had to Google 'blended family'.) Oh yeah I think so. Do you believe in marriage? No. What is the nicest thing anyone has said to you? I don't know. Do you keep a journal? Does a DeviantArt journal count? Would anyone be hurt by reading it? I hope not. That would be dreadful. Do you have children? No. Not unless somebody has been sneaking into my room at night and stealing my precouos sperm. Stuff like that might be why I'm scared of the dark. Have you been pregnant? Thankfully not. List your favorite movies? Freddy Got Fingered! List your favorite people? Oh I don't know. Talk about the birthmarks and scars on your body? I have a scar on my forehead from when I had chickenpox, a burn scar from an oven on December 31 2013, and a few self harm scars on my right arm. Do you put yourself or others first? It varies. Are you happy today? I'm not bad. Are you loved? I think so.